Free Market Update: Pumpkin Prices Collapse!

A new melon & pumpkin farm design introduced by RadioactiveLee has dramatically increased production. Pumpkins have fallen from $7.50 to $2.50 over the last 48 hours.

This has reduced the cost of producing emeralds. Emerald prices are down from $75 to $45 and further declines are expected in the coming days.

Similarly, prices of enchanted books, diamond tools and armor, cake, and others are down by 20% or more. Server wide standard of living has been dramatically improved.

Sources familiar with the matter say that competing pumpkin farmers will continue to sell their production as the task has been 100% automated. One farmer plans to continue the focus on mining diamonds, the value of which for providing goods has been improved by RadioactiveLee’s innovation.

In related news, pumpkin pie may soon be cheaper than chicken!